{"id":7267,"date":"2021-06-30T00:24:20","date_gmt":"2021-06-29T22:24:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/?p=7267"},"modified":"2021-06-30T00:24:20","modified_gmt":"2021-06-29T22:24:20","slug":"piwo-na-pol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/2021\/06\/30\/piwo-na-pol\/","title":{"rendered":"Piwo na p\u00f3\u0142."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u017bar z nieba, w domu te\u017c par\u00f3wa. Dzie\u0144 min\u0105\u0142 i g\u00f3wniaczek na szcz\u0119\u015bcie ju\u017c pad\u0142.<br \/>\nWiecz\u00f3r wolny, Ma\u0142\u017ca proponuje piwo.<br \/>\n&#8211; O z ch\u0119ci\u0105!<br \/>\nAle bezalkoholowe, bo po alko spuchnie.<br \/>\n&#8211; No okejka, to we\u017a sobie bezalko, ja sobie wezm\u0119 swoje.<br \/>\nAle czy nie mog\u0119 na p\u00f3\u0142, bo ona ca\u0142ego to nie.<\/p>\n<p>Powoli ochota na tego browara mi przechodzi, ale przypomnia\u0142o mi si\u0119, \u017ce dla sprawdzenia wzi\u0119li\u015bmy jakiego\u015b nowego Ciechana 0%, wi\u0119c tlumacze to sobie zaspokojeniem ciekawo\u015bci.<br \/>\nWyci\u0105gam z lod\u00f3wki, butelka dobrze sch\u0142odzona, szybko si\u0119 poci. Wygl\u0105da apetycznie w ten letni wiecz\u00f3r.<br \/>\nOtwieram i zaczyna si\u0119 s\u0105czy\u0107 piana. To upijam troszk\u0119, ale ta kurwa wcale nie zamierza przesta\u0107 wycieka\u0107. No to ja ryj na butelk\u0119 i zasysam, a\u017c mi si\u0119 pojemno\u015b\u0107 sko\u0144czy\u0142a.<br \/>\nMa\u0142\u017ca gnije ze mnie, \u017ce wyplu\u0142em.<\/p>\n<p>Rozlewam na dwie szklanki.<br \/>\nMa\u0142\u017ca bierze \u0142yk. Niedobre, to z mi\u0119t\u0105 jest.<br \/>\nNo i nie pije. Ja z t\u0105 szklaneczk\u0105 w r\u0119ce, ta swoj\u0105 odk\u0142ada. Po 5 minutach zasypia. Jest 23:00 z hakiem&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I tak oto zosta\u0142em sam przy akompaniamencie r\u00f3wnomiernego sapania, z dwoma szklankami bezalkoholowego nap\u00f3ju mi\u0119towego.<\/p>\n<p>Super p\u00f3\u0142 piwa.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u017bar z nieba, w domu te\u017c par\u00f3wa. Dzie\u0144 min\u0105\u0142 i g\u00f3wniaczek na szcz\u0119\u015bcie ju\u017c pad\u0142. Wiecz\u00f3r wolny, Ma\u0142\u017ca proponuje piwo. &#8211; O z ch\u0119ci\u0105! Ale bezalkoholowe, bo po alko spuchnie. &#8211; No okejka, to we\u017a sobie bezalko, ja sobie wezm\u0119 swoje. Ale czy nie mog\u0119 na p\u00f3\u0142, bo ona ca\u0142ego to nie. Powoli ochota na [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":129,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[51],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7267"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/129"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7267"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7267\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7267"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7267"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7267"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}