{"id":7149,"date":"2020-04-21T23:36:43","date_gmt":"2020-04-21T21:36:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/?p=7149"},"modified":"2020-04-21T23:37:46","modified_gmt":"2020-04-21T21:37:46","slug":"buty-online","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/2020\/04\/21\/buty-online\/","title":{"rendered":"Buty Online"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ot\u00f3\u017c moje kapciuszki si\u0119 ju\u017c rozjecha\u0142y na jesieni i zamawia\u0142em dzi\u015b buty przez net.<br \/>\nUwa\u017cam, \u017ce buty to najwa\u017cniejszy element ubioru cz\u0142owieka, wi\u0119c zakup by\u0142 uber wa\u017cny.<\/p>\n<p>Kiedy\u015b ka\u017cdy telefon mia\u0142 inn\u0105 \u0142adowark\u0119, pyta\u0142o si\u0119 o &#8222;szerok\u0105 do nokii&#8221;. Kogo\u015b to wkurwia\u0142o to zunifikowali. Teraz wszyscy maj\u0105 USB.<br \/>\nOsobne przepisy dla owoc\u00f3w, dla warzyw i kurwa osobne dla marchewek? Marchewki zunifikowali do owoc\u00f3w, bo ta marchew taka ni w dup\u0119 ni w oko, jak p\u0142e\u0107 \u015blimaka. A \u015blimaki przy okazji zunifikowali do ryb. A banany wyprostowali. Krzywy banan kogo\u015b wkurwi\u0142 dostatecznie nawet. Mo\u017ce prostszy wydaje si\u0119 wi\u0119kszy?<br \/>\nPromy w kosmosie mog\u0105 sobie zalicza\u0107 dzwony, bo jeden in\u017cynier powie cal, drugi pomy\u015bli centymetr. Nikogo to nie wkurwia? Mo\u017ce maj\u0105 dostatecznie wyjebane. C\u00f3\u017c, zazdroszcz\u0119, bo mo\u017ce ich sta\u0107, ale kurwa mnie nie, \u017ceby za buty jednorazowo wy\u0142o\u017cy\u0107 tysi\u0105c golda. <\/p>\n<p>Bo zamawiam te bamboszki, tylko bez przymiarki jaki rozmiar wzi\u0105\u0107? Pewnie taki, jaki mam. A jaki mam?<br \/>\nPantofle 42 i 43, buty do roboty 44 i 45, zim\u00f3wki 46 i trampki &#8222;z ryniacza&#8221; 47.<br \/>\nTaki mam kurwa rozmiar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ot\u00f3\u017c moje kapciuszki si\u0119 ju\u017c rozjecha\u0142y na jesieni i zamawia\u0142em dzi\u015b buty przez net. Uwa\u017cam, \u017ce buty to najwa\u017cniejszy element ubioru cz\u0142owieka, wi\u0119c zakup by\u0142 uber wa\u017cny. Kiedy\u015b ka\u017cdy telefon mia\u0142 inn\u0105 \u0142adowark\u0119, pyta\u0142o si\u0119 o &#8222;szerok\u0105 do nokii&#8221;. Kogo\u015b to wkurwia\u0142o to zunifikowali. Teraz wszyscy maj\u0105 USB. Osobne przepisy dla owoc\u00f3w, dla warzyw i [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":129,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[644,1819,25],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7149"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/129"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7149"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7149\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}