{"id":6869,"date":"2018-05-23T23:07:26","date_gmt":"2018-05-23T21:07:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/?p=6869"},"modified":"2018-05-23T23:07:26","modified_gmt":"2018-05-23T21:07:26","slug":"smiertelnie-zabawna-historia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/2018\/05\/23\/smiertelnie-zabawna-historia\/","title":{"rendered":"\u015bmiertelnie zabawna historia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>T\u0119 histori\u0119 us\u0142ysza\u0142em wczoraj od wujka:<br \/>\n&#8221;<br \/>\nNa naszej dzia\u0142ce stoi jeszcze jeden dom &#8211; s\u0105siadki kociary. Kot\u00f3w ma w chuj, cz\u0119\u015b\u0107 z nich mieszka u niej, a cz\u0119\u015b\u0107 to przyb\u0142\u0119dy. Szlajaj\u0105 si\u0119 po naszym wsp\u00f3lnym ogrodzie, a przez ostatnie miesi\u0105ce nic tylko si\u0119 dr\u0105, ruchaj\u0105 i szcz\u0105 po grz\u0105dkach.<br \/>\nU kociary na dachu trzeba by\u0142o zrobi\u0107 troch\u0119 budowlanej roboty. M\u00f3wi\u0119 jej, \u017ceby zgarn\u0119\u0142a te koty, bo b\u0119d\u0119 rzuca\u0142 z poddasza pustakami. Ja swoje dzieciaki zamkn\u0105\u0142em w domu, poleci\u0142em jej to samo z kotami.<br \/>\nStoj\u0119 na strychu, zerkam przez okienko. Cz\u0119\u015b\u0107 kot\u00f3w na schodach razem z s\u0105siadk\u0105, ale cz\u0119\u015b\u0107 rozpe\u0142zni\u0119ta pod oknem. No trudno.<br \/>\nBior\u0119 pierwsz\u0105 ceg\u0142\u0119 w \u0142apy, krzycz\u0119 &#8222;rzucam!&#8221; i sru przez okno.<br \/>\nG\u0142uche jebni\u0119cie i ludzki krzyk. O kurwa.<br \/>\nZbiegam, patrz\u0119 s\u0105siadka przy kocie. Ta lamentuje, kot nieruchomy, ale na pewno go nie jebn\u0105\u0142em, bo pustak le\u017cy metr dalej.<br \/>\nKot zdech\u0142, owszem, ale&#8230; pierdoln\u0105\u0142 na zawa\u0142 :D<br \/>\n&#8222;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>T\u0119 histori\u0119 us\u0142ysza\u0142em wczoraj od wujka: &#8221; Na naszej dzia\u0142ce stoi jeszcze jeden dom &#8211; s\u0105siadki kociary. Kot\u00f3w ma w chuj, cz\u0119\u015b\u0107 z nich mieszka u niej, a cz\u0119\u015b\u0107 to przyb\u0142\u0119dy. Szlajaj\u0105 si\u0119 po naszym wsp\u00f3lnym ogrodzie, a przez ostatnie miesi\u0105ce nic tylko si\u0119 dr\u0105, ruchaj\u0105 i szcz\u0105 po grz\u0105dkach. U kociary na dachu trzeba [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":129,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[454],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6869"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/129"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6869"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6869\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6869"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6869"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6869"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}