{"id":6769,"date":"2017-12-17T21:46:16","date_gmt":"2017-12-17T20:46:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/?p=6769"},"modified":"2017-12-20T13:04:32","modified_gmt":"2017-12-20T12:04:32","slug":"merry-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/2017\/12\/17\/merry-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"Merry Christmas!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Biegn\u0105, p\u0119dz\u0105, wyrywaj\u0105…<\/em><\/p>\n

Lecz co za ubaw z tego maj\u0105?!<\/em><\/p>\n

Jeden dyszy, drugi skacze,<\/em><\/p>\n

a w gardle serce mi ko\u0142acze…<\/em><\/p>\n

Jad\u0105 sanie, jad\u0105 sanie,<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

wci\u0105\u017c w \u017co\u0142\u0105dku napierdalanie.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Bo chyc do sklepu –\u00a0po prezenty,<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

ju\u017c nie czas na sentymenty!<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/h4>\n

Zabierz kilof, zabierz m\u0142ota,<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

by wydoby\u0107 z dna Kubota. :)<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

We\u017a latark\u0119, ochraniacze, <\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

bo to Polska, <\/span>nie majacz\u0119!<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u0141ap skarpety Adidasa,<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

to w nich nar\u00f3d nasz ten hasa!<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Dezodorant i golarki,<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

wszystko dobre, <\/span>polskiej marki!<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

<\/h5>\n

Rozpierducha w ca\u0142ym sklepie,<\/em><\/p>\n

„- We\u017a ten drugi!” – s\u0142ysz\u0119 – „Nie ten!!!”<\/em><\/p>\n

Karpia bij\u0105, karpia sma\u017c\u0105,<\/em><\/p>\n

zaraz m\u0142otem drzwi wywa\u017c\u0105!<\/em><\/p>\n

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I do domu, zn\u00f3w na pr\u0119dce,<\/em><\/p>\n

cho\u0107 mi dali – wezm\u0119 wi\u0119cej.<\/em><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Zapakowa\u0107 i obklei\u0107,<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

w rol\u0119 trzeba wszak si\u0119 wcieli\u0107.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Cz\u0142owiek hajs ju\u017c wypierdoli\u0142,<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

wi\u0119c teraz co\u2026?!<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Dobr\u0105 min\u0119 –\u00a0do z\u0142ej, <\/span>stroi!<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Jarzynowa ju\u017c podana,<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

pier\u00f3g paruje na stole\u2026<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Ja zm\u0119czona, wyjebana,<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

nie mam si\u0142y?\u00a0Wi\u0119c\u00a0pierdoooool\u0119…<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/h4>\n

Chwila, moment – to ju\u017c wiecz\u00f3r,<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

czas na sromotne \u017cyczenia.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Tyle hajsu, tyle zdrowia,<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

w ca\u0142ym \u017cyciu no \u017cem nie mia\u0142\u2026<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

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Zaraz, zaraz, leci Kevin!<\/em><\/p>\n

– „nie prze\u0142\u0105czaj mi Polsatu!”<\/em><\/p>\n

Na reklamy\u00a0brak ju\u017c\u00a0hajsu,<\/em><\/p>\n

polec\u0119 do bankomatu.<\/em><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Min\u0105\u0142 miesi\u0105c,<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

chleb wp\u00f3\u0142 suchy,<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

z dala od \u015bwi\u0105tecznego gara…<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Wspominaj\u0105c ciep\u0142e kluchy,<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

my\u015bl\u0119 \u2013 co bym sobie zn\u00f3w wjeba\u0142a. :)<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

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*Kochani, wszystkim Wam \u017cycz\u0119 prze-zajebistych \u015bwi\u0105t! :)<\/p>\n

\u017beby nikt z Was tym razem nie oparzy\u0142 si\u0119 pierogiem i nie upierdoli\u0142 barszczem. \u017beby Rapacholin spisa\u0142 si\u0119 na medal!<\/p>\n

Aby\u015bcie wyj\u0105tkowo wyszli na tegorocznych zdj\u0119ciach i aby w aptece starczy\u0142o dla Was masek tlenowych na wyczekiwanej pasterce –\u00a0w\u015br\u00f3d tej ca\u0142ej osza\u0142amiaj\u0105cej chmury spirytusu, lawendy, kadzid\u0142a i „Pani Walewskiej”.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

„Merry Christmas! And happy New Year!” – Wasz Kevin. :)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Biegn\u0105, p\u0119dz\u0105, wyrywaj\u0105… Lecz co za ubaw z tego maj\u0105?! Jeden dyszy, drugi skacze, a w gardle serce mi ko\u0142acze… Jad\u0105 sanie, jad\u0105 sanie, wci\u0105\u017c w \u017co\u0142\u0105dku napierdalanie. Bo chyc do sklepu –\u00a0po prezenty, ju\u017c nie czas na sentymenty! \u00a0 Zabierz kilof, zabierz m\u0142ota, by wydoby\u0107 z dna Kubota. :) We\u017a latark\u0119, ochraniacze, bo to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":332,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[56,51,20,1211,141,1343,1664,50,25,643,537],"tags":[1771],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6769"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/332"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6769"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6769\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6769"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6769"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6769"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}