{"id":6580,"date":"2016-12-21T16:38:00","date_gmt":"2016-12-21T15:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/?p=6580"},"modified":"2016-12-21T21:26:09","modified_gmt":"2016-12-21T20:26:09","slug":"za-nowy-windows-na-gre-kurwa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/2016\/12\/21\/za-nowy-windows-na-gre-kurwa\/","title":{"rendered":"Za nowy windows na gr\u0119. Kurwa"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>JEST! W ko\u0144cu gra, w kt\u00f3r\u0105 gra\u0142em za dzieciaka, i na kt\u00f3r\u0105 si\u0119 napala\u0142em od dawien dawna, zawita\u0142a do mojego domu. Z rado\u015bci wytarmosi\u0142em kogucika a\u017c 2 razy.. no dobra 3, ale nie m\u00f3wcie nikomu. Rozpakowuj\u0119 na maksa napalony, otwieram pude\u0142ko, wk\u0142adam p\u0142ytk\u0119 do nap\u0119du, instaluj\u0119. Gra si\u0119 zainstalowa\u0142a po czym nast\u0105pi\u0142 orgazm &#8211; drugi po trzech minutach i 24 sekundach &#8211; trzeci po czterech i w chuj sekundach p\u00f3\u017aniej. 2\/3 sufitu w\u0142\u0105cznie z 1\/3 \u015bcian w moich plemnikach, wy\u017cyty po chwili napalony w\u0142\u0105czam gr\u0119, a tu komunikat kt\u00f3ry zmieni\u0142 moje \u017cycie i p\u00f3\u0142 nast\u0119pnego, &#8222;gra wymaga 95, 98,MEEEEEEEEE(kocham owieczki), XP. Moje ga\u0142y wysz\u0142y na wierzch, zmieniam zgodno\u015b\u0107 na windows 98, ni chuja, zmieniam na XP, ni chuja. Fujara mi opad\u0142a, wepchn\u0105\u0142em ga\u0142y do oczodo\u0142\u00f3w, resetuje kompa, odpalam gr\u0119, ni KURWA chuja, facjata zacz\u0119\u0142a mi si\u0119 zniekszta\u0142ca\u0107, oczy powi\u0119ksza\u0107 i b\u0142yszcze\u0107, ale ogarn\u0105\u0142em si\u0119, i \u015bci\u0105gam patcha, wi\u0119c zobaczymy co to da.<\/p>\n<p>Czy Micro$oft nie mo\u017ce tworzy\u0107 ka\u017cdego windowsa tak, \u017ce b\u0119dzie kompatybilny z softem ze starszych windows\u00f3w? Czy te cipki kt\u00f3re tworz\u0105 gr\u0119 musz\u0105 tworzy\u0107 je tak, \u017ce na starszych platformach dzia\u0142aj\u0105, a na nowszych to ju\u017c nie? Czy to musi by\u0107 tak zjebane? Odpowiedzi nie poznam chyba nigdy, dodam \u017ce gra\u0142em w starsz\u0105 gr\u0119 tego\u017c wydawcy, i dzia\u0142a bezproblemowo.<\/p>\n<p>Id\u0119 posprz\u0105ta\u0107 sufit. :*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>JEST! W ko\u0144cu gra, w kt\u00f3r\u0105 gra\u0142em za dzieciaka, i na kt\u00f3r\u0105 si\u0119 napala\u0142em od dawien dawna, zawita\u0142a do mojego domu. Z rado\u015bci wytarmosi\u0142em kogucika a\u017c 2 razy.. no dobra 3, ale nie m\u00f3wcie nikomu. Rozpakowuj\u0119 na maksa napalony, otwieram pude\u0142ko, wk\u0142adam p\u0142ytk\u0119 do nap\u0119du, instaluj\u0119. Gra si\u0119 zainstalowa\u0142a po czym nast\u0105pi\u0142 orgazm &#8211; drugi [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":382,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[81],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6580"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/382"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6580"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6580\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6580"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6580"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6580"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}