{"id":5989,"date":"2015-03-11T21:22:27","date_gmt":"2015-03-11T20:22:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/?p=5989"},"modified":"2015-03-11T21:22:39","modified_gmt":"2015-03-11T20:22:39","slug":"pokuta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/2015\/03\/11\/pokuta\/","title":{"rendered":"Pokuta"},"content":{"rendered":"

Babcia modli si\u0119 pod figur\u0105, w bocznym o\u0142tarzu ko\u015bcio\u0142a, co trwa dosy\u0107 d\u0142ugo, ju\u017c po zako\u0144czeniu ostatniej mszy.<\/p>\n

Wi\u0119c ko\u015bcielny, kt\u00f3ry chcia\u0142by ju\u017c ko\u015bcio\u0142 zamkn\u0105\u0107 podchodzi dyskretnie i pyta:<\/p>\n

– a c\u00f3\u017c wy kobieto tak si\u0119 \u00a0d\u0142ugo tu modlicie<\/p>\n

Na co babcia<\/p>\n

– a bo ja strasznie przeklinam i ksi\u0105dz proboszcz zada\u0142 mi na pokut\u0119 50 zdrowasiek do \u015bwi\u0119tego Antoniego\u00a0<\/p>\n

a ko\u015bcielny na to<\/p>\n

– ale to nie jest \u015bwi\u0119ty Antoni tylko \u015bw. Jan<\/p>\n

– cooo? \u015bwiety Jan? A\u017cesz kurwa jego ma\u0107 i czterdzie\u015bci pi\u0119\u0107 zdrowasiek posz\u0142o si\u0119 psu w dup\u0119 jeba\u0107!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Babcia modli si\u0119 pod figur\u0105, w bocznym o\u0142tarzu ko\u015bcio\u0142a, co trwa dosy\u0107 d\u0142ugo, ju\u017c po zako\u0144czeniu ostatniej mszy. Wi\u0119c ko\u015bcielny, kt\u00f3ry chcia\u0142by ju\u017c ko\u015bcio\u0142 zamkn\u0105\u0107 podchodzi dyskretnie i pyta: – a c\u00f3\u017c wy kobieto tak si\u0119 \u00a0d\u0142ugo tu modlicie Na co babcia – a bo ja strasznie przeklinam i ksi\u0105dz proboszcz zada\u0142 mi na pokut\u0119 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":18,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5989"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/18"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5989"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5989\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5989"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5989"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5989"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}