{"id":5633,"date":"2014-07-13T13:33:54","date_gmt":"2014-07-13T11:33:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/?p=5633"},"modified":"2014-07-13T13:33:54","modified_gmt":"2014-07-13T11:33:54","slug":"pestki","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/2014\/07\/13\/pestki\/","title":{"rendered":"Pestki"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dzisiaj le\u017c\u0105c sobie na kanapie nagle poczu\u0142em wielk\u0105 ochot\u0119 na pomara\u0144cz\u0119. Wzi\u0105\u0142em zatem jedn\u0105 z koszyczka i obra\u0142em. Pi\u0119kny zapach rozprzestrzeni\u0142 si\u0119 po ca\u0142ym domu wabi\u0105c wszelkiego rodzaju domownik\u00f3w. Obrawszy po\u0142o\u017cy\u0142em \u00f3w owoc na talerzyku w kawa\u0142kach, po\u0142o\u017cy\u0142em si\u0119 wygodnie i zacz\u0105\u0142em wcina\u0107.<br \/>\nW moich ustach kawa\u0142ek owocu rozprysn\u0105\u0142 swe kwa\u015bne soki na wszelkie strony, malutkie pojemniczki p\u0119ka\u0142y z ka\u017cdym k\u0119sem. Ju\u017c mia\u0142em wzi\u0105\u0107 nast\u0119pny k\u0119s, kiedy na drodze pojawi\u0142y si\u0119 pestki. Twarde kawa\u0142ki niby drewna zachrupa\u0142y mi\u0119dzy z\u0119bami z towarzysz\u0105cym chujowym smakiem i konsystencj\u0105. Nie do\u015b\u0107 \u017ce wkurwiaj\u0105 mnie smakiem, to jeszcze ci\u0119\u017cko je wyplu\u0107 bez wypluwania owocu z ust.<br \/>\nTak samo jest z brzoskwini\u0105, jesz jesz a\u017c tu jebs z\u0119bami w pestk\u0119.<br \/>\nNienawidz\u0119 pestek, s\u0105 idiotycznie pomy\u015blane i wszystko psuj\u0105. Owoce s\u0105 fajne a pestki nie i kurwa tyle w temacie. Si\u0119 wkurwi\u0142em.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dzisiaj le\u017c\u0105c sobie na kanapie nagle poczu\u0142em wielk\u0105 ochot\u0119 na pomara\u0144cz\u0119. Wzi\u0105\u0142em zatem jedn\u0105 z koszyczka i obra\u0142em. Pi\u0119kny zapach rozprzestrzeni\u0142 si\u0119 po ca\u0142ym domu wabi\u0105c wszelkiego rodzaju domownik\u00f3w. Obrawszy po\u0142o\u017cy\u0142em \u00f3w owoc na talerzyku w kawa\u0142kach, po\u0142o\u017cy\u0142em si\u0119 wygodnie i zacz\u0105\u0142em wcina\u0107. W moich ustach kawa\u0142ek owocu rozprysn\u0105\u0142 swe kwa\u015bne soki na wszelkie strony, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":297,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[632,81,537],"tags":[1648,937,1647],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5633"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/297"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5633"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5633\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5633"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5633"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5633"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}