{"id":550,"date":"2009-05-06T16:00:22","date_gmt":"2009-05-06T14:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/?p=550"},"modified":"2009-05-08T06:36:47","modified_gmt":"2009-05-08T04:36:47","slug":"a-moze-by-tak","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/2009\/05\/06\/a-moze-by-tak\/","title":{"rendered":"A mo\u017ce by tak…?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Panna zdawa\u0142a w Warszawie egzamin ustny na wy\u017csz\u0105 uczelni\u0119. Egzamin by\u0142 tak ustawiony, \u017ce mia\u0142a go zda\u0107. Egzaminator zada\u0142 jej pierwsze pytanie:
\n– Prosz\u0119 opisa\u0107 sytuacj\u0119 bud\u017cetu narodowego po dymisji ministra finansow, pana Ko\u0142odki.
\n– Niestety, nic nie wiem na ten temat – odpowiada dziewczyna.
\n– A co pani wie o aferze Rywina?
\n– Niestety nic… nie wiem nawet kto to jest Rywin.
\n– No a wie pani, kto pe\u0142ni obecnie funkcj\u0119 premiera rz\u0105du polskiego?
\n– Niestety, nie.
\n– A czy s\u0142ysza\u0142a pani o Leszku Millerze?
\n– Nie, nigdy nie s\u0142ysza\u0142am.
\n– Bo\u017ce, sk\u0105d pani si\u0119 tu wzi\u0119\u0142a?
\n– Z Bieszczad…
\nNasta\u0142a cisza. Egzaminujacy profesor podszed\u0142 do okna i powiedzia\u0142:
\n– Hmm…, a mo\u017ce by tak tym wszystkim pierd***\u0107 i wynie\u015b\u0107 si\u0119 w Bieszczady?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Panna zdawa\u0142a w Warszawie egzamin ustny na wy\u017csz\u0105 uczelni\u0119. Egzamin by\u0142 tak ustawiony, \u017ce mia\u0142a go zda\u0107. Egzaminator zada\u0142 jej pierwsze pytanie: – Prosz\u0119 opisa\u0107 sytuacj\u0119 bud\u017cetu narodowego po dymisji ministra finansow, pana Ko\u0142odki. – Niestety, nic nie wiem na ten temat – odpowiada dziewczyna. – A co pani wie o aferze Rywina? – Niestety […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[6,7],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/550"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=550"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/550\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=550"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=550"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=550"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}