{"id":5497,"date":"2014-05-03T01:48:13","date_gmt":"2014-05-02T23:48:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/?p=5497"},"modified":"2016-09-01T00:55:22","modified_gmt":"2016-08-31T22:55:22","slug":"wkurw-miesiaca-kwiecien-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/2014\/05\/03\/wkurw-miesiaca-kwiecien-2014\/","title":{"rendered":"Wkurw miesi\u0105ca \u2013 kwiecie\u0144 2014"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Majowa ods\u0142ona g\u0142osowania na kwietniowe wkurwy!<\/p>\n<p>Zasady:<br \/>\nKa\u017cdy mo\u017ce odda\u0107 g\u0142os na jeden wkurw w ankiecie.<br \/>\nka\u017cde pe\u0142ne trzy dziesi\u0105tki wkurwik\u00f3w z ocen licz\u0105 si\u0119 jako dodatkowy g\u0142os.<\/p>\n<p>G\u0142osujemy do dziesi\u0105tego dnia miesi\u0105ca bie\u017c\u0105cego.<\/p>\n<p>Zwyci\u0119zca otrzyma gromkie brawa, mo\u017cliwo\u015b\u0107 dodania gwiazdki lub czego se chce do wy\u015bwietlanego nicku i obowi\u0105zek mecenatu nad stron\u0105, bo w tym miesi\u0105cu ju\u017c trzeba b\u0119dzie \u0142uska\u0107 grosza;p<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Po\u017cegnanie\" href=\"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/2014\/04\/01\/pozegnanie\/\">Po\u017cegnanie<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"\u015alimaki\" href=\"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/2014\/04\/09\/slimaki\/\">\u015alimaki<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Wkurwiaj\u0105cy miszmasz 2\" href=\"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/2014\/04\/15\/wkurwiajacy-miszmasz-2\/\">Wkurwiaj\u0105cy miszmasz 2<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"S\u0105siedzi\" href=\"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/2014\/04\/16\/sasiedzi\/\">S\u0105siedzi<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Kt\u00f3ry chuj wymy\u015bli\u0142 ksi\u0105\u017ck\u0119?\" href=\"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/2014\/04\/19\/ktory-chuj-wymyslil-ksiazke\/\">Kt\u00f3ry chuj wymy\u015bli\u0142 ksi\u0105\u017ck\u0119?<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Lecimy z pierwszym tematem\" href=\"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/2014\/04\/19\/lecimy-z-pierwszym-tematem\/\">Lecimy z pierwszym tematem<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Spo\u0142ecze\u0144stwo \u2013 jako ca\u0142o\u015b\u0107, Religia\" href=\"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/2014\/04\/22\/spoleczenstwo-jako-calosc-religia\/\">Spo\u0142ecze\u0144stwo &#8211; jako ca\u0142o\u015b\u0107, Religia<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Ucho\" href=\"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/2014\/04\/22\/ucho\/\">Ucho<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"O menelach .\" href=\"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/2014\/04\/24\/o-menelach\/\">O menelach .<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Go\u0142a dupa = performance\" href=\"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/2014\/04\/26\/gola-dupa-performance\/\">Go\u0142a dupa = performance<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Moda\" href=\"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/2014\/04\/29\/moda\/\">Moda<\/a><\/p>\n<div id=\"polls-75\" class=\"wp-polls\">\n\t\t<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Megawkurwem kwietnia ma zosta\u0107:<\/strong><\/p><div id=\"polls-75-ans\" class=\"wp-polls-ans\"><ul class=\"wp-polls-ul\">\n\t\t<li>Go\u0142a dupa = performance <small>(24%, 5 g\u0142os\u00f3w)<\/small><div class=\"pollbar\" style=\"width: 24%;\" title=\"Go\u0142a dupa = performance (24% | 5 g\u0142os\u00f3w)\"><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<li>S\u0105siedzi <small>(19%, 4 g\u0142os\u00f3w)<\/small><div class=\"pollbar\" style=\"width: 19%;\" title=\"S\u0105siedzi (19% | 4 g\u0142os\u00f3w)\"><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<li>O menelach . <small>(19%, 4 g\u0142os\u00f3w)<\/small><div class=\"pollbar\" style=\"width: 19%;\" title=\"O menelach . (19% | 4 g\u0142os\u00f3w)\"><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<li>\u015alimaki <small>(14%, 3 g\u0142os\u00f3w)<\/small><div class=\"pollbar\" style=\"width: 14%;\" title=\"\u015alimaki (14% | 3 g\u0142os\u00f3w)\"><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<li>Moda <small>(10%, 2 g\u0142os\u00f3w)<\/small><div class=\"pollbar\" style=\"width: 10%;\" title=\"Moda (10% | 2 g\u0142os\u00f3w)\"><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<li>Po\u017cegnanie <small>(5%, 1 g\u0142os\u00f3w)<\/small><div class=\"pollbar\" style=\"width: 5%;\" title=\"Po\u017cegnanie (5% | 1 g\u0142os\u00f3w)\"><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<li>Lecimy z pierwszym tematem <small>(5%, 1 g\u0142os\u00f3w)<\/small><div class=\"pollbar\" style=\"width: 5%;\" title=\"Lecimy z pierwszym tematem (5% | 1 g\u0142os\u00f3w)\"><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<li>Ucho <small>(5%, 1 g\u0142os\u00f3w)<\/small><div class=\"pollbar\" style=\"width: 5%;\" title=\"Ucho (5% | 1 g\u0142os\u00f3w)\"><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<li>Wkurwiaj\u0105cy miszmasz 2 <small>(0%, 0 g\u0142os\u00f3w)<\/small><div class=\"pollbar\" style=\"width: 1%;\" title=\"Wkurwiaj\u0105cy miszmasz 2 (0% | 0 g\u0142os\u00f3w)\"><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<li>Kt\u00f3ry chuj wymy\u015bli\u0142 ksi\u0105\u017ck\u0119? <small>(0%, 0 g\u0142os\u00f3w)<\/small><div class=\"pollbar\" style=\"width: 1%;\" title=\"Kt\u00f3ry chuj wymy\u015bli\u0142 ksi\u0105\u017ck\u0119? (0% | 0 g\u0142os\u00f3w)\"><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<li>Spo\u0142ecze\u0144stwo \u2013 jako ca\u0142o\u015b\u0107, Religia <small>(0%, 0 g\u0142os\u00f3w)<\/small><div class=\"pollbar\" style=\"width: 1%;\" title=\"Spo\u0142ecze\u0144stwo \u2013 jako ca\u0142o\u015b\u0107, Religia (0% | 0 g\u0142os\u00f3w)\"><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<\/ul><p style=\"text-align: center;\">G\u0142osowa\u0142o: <strong>21<\/strong> os\u00f3b<\/p><\/div>\n\t\t<input type=\"hidden\" id=\"poll_75_nonce\" name=\"wp-polls-nonce\" value=\"e9accc451f\" \/>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"polls-75-loading\" class=\"wp-polls-loading\"><img src=\"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-polls\/images\/loading.gif\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" alt=\"Loading ...\" title=\"Loading ...\" class=\"wp-polls-image\" \/>&nbsp;Loading ...<\/div>\n\n<p>G\u0142osujemy!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\/\\\/\\\/\\ \/\\\/\\\/\\ \/\\\/\\\/\\ \/\\\/\\\/\\ \/\\\/\\\/\\ \/\\\/\\\/\\ \/\\\/\\\/\\<\/p>\n<p>III miejsce, debiutant na megawkurwie:<br \/>\nAgrest ze wkurwem o tytule w przypadku wo\u0142acza: &#8222;O menelach .&#8221;! (aplauz)<\/p>\n<p>II miejsce, o w\u0142os laureat (r\u00f3\u017cnica jednego g\u0142osu):<br \/>\nSzaka aka Szakalaka ze wkurwem &#8222;S\u0105siedzi&#8221;! (wielkie brawa i okrzyki przypominaj\u0105ce o lornetce)<\/p>\n<p>I miejsce, lekkim pi\u00f3rem i ci\u0119\u017ckim wkurwem zdobywa:<br \/>\nDragotrim ze wkurwem &#8222;Go\u0142a dupa = performance&#8221;! Wrzawa, euforia i brawa!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Majowa ods\u0142ona g\u0142osowania na kwietniowe wkurwy! Zasady: Ka\u017cdy mo\u017ce odda\u0107 g\u0142os na jeden wkurw w ankiecie. ka\u017cde pe\u0142ne trzy dziesi\u0105tki wkurwik\u00f3w z ocen licz\u0105 si\u0119 jako dodatkowy g\u0142os. G\u0142osujemy do dziesi\u0105tego dnia miesi\u0105ca bie\u017c\u0105cego. Zwyci\u0119zca otrzyma gromkie brawa, mo\u017cliwo\u015b\u0107 dodania gwiazdki lub czego se chce do wy\u015bwietlanego nicku i obowi\u0105zek mecenatu nad stron\u0105, bo w [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":386,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[81],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5497"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/386"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5497"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5497\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5497"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5497"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5497"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}