{"id":270,"date":"2009-04-28T23:05:42","date_gmt":"2009-04-28T21:05:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/?p=270"},"modified":"2009-05-08T06:37:14","modified_gmt":"2009-05-08T04:37:14","slug":"dowcip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/2009\/04\/28\/dowcip\/","title":{"rendered":"Dowcip"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kole\u015b postanowi\u0142 si\u0119 \u017ceni\u0107, idzie rozmawia\u0107 ze swoja matk\u0105:<br \/>\n&#8211; Mamo, zakocha\u0142em si\u0119 i b\u0119d\u0119 si\u0119 \u017ceni\u0142, ona te\u017c mnie kocha i b\u0119dzie nam wspaniale.<br \/>\n&#8211; Eh, no dobrze, ale musz\u0119 j\u0105 pozna\u0107.<br \/>\n&#8211; To ja j\u0105 przyprowadz\u0119, ale przyprowadz\u0119 te\u017c dwie inne kole\u017canki a ty zgadniesz, kt\u00f3ra jest moj\u0105 wybrank\u0105.<br \/>\n&#8211; Niech i tak b\u0119dzie.<br \/>\nNast\u0119pnego dnia typ przyprowadza trzy laski. Dziewczyny siadaj\u0105 na kanapie, naprzeciw nich staje mama kolesia, przypatruje si\u0119 chwilk\u0119<br \/>\n&#8211; To ta ruda po\u015brodku.<br \/>\n&#8211; Dok\u0142adnie. Sk\u0105d wiedzia\u0142a\u015b?<br \/>\n&#8211; Bo juz mnie WKURWIA<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kole\u015b postanowi\u0142 si\u0119 \u017ceni\u0107, idzie rozmawia\u0107 ze swoja matk\u0105: &#8211; Mamo, zakocha\u0142em si\u0119 i b\u0119d\u0119 si\u0119 \u017ceni\u0142, ona te\u017c mnie kocha i b\u0119dzie nam wspaniale. &#8211; Eh, no dobrze, ale musz\u0119 j\u0105 pozna\u0107. &#8211; To ja j\u0105 przyprowadz\u0119, ale przyprowadz\u0119 te\u017c dwie inne kole\u017canki a ty zgadniesz, kt\u00f3ra jest moj\u0105 wybrank\u0105. &#8211; Niech i tak [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[6,7],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=270"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}