{"id":2501,"date":"2009-11-22T10:13:26","date_gmt":"2009-11-22T10:13:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/?p=2501"},"modified":"2009-11-22T10:16:40","modified_gmt":"2009-11-22T10:16:40","slug":"autowkurw-na-weekend-czyli-jak-jest-chujowo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/2009\/11\/22\/autowkurw-na-weekend-czyli-jak-jest-chujowo\/","title":{"rendered":"Autowkurw na weekend, czyli jak jest chujowo."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Zawsze mam szcz\u0119\u015bcie, \u017ce jestem chora na weekend. Nie pojecha\u0142am do szko\u0142y bo nie da\u0142am rady. Kicham, smarkam kurwa jego ma\u0107. Zamiast szale\u0107, to siedz\u0119 i si\u0119 lecz\u0119 ju\u017c 4 dzie\u0144. Nic kurwa z tego. No to pos\u0142ucha\u0142am rady mamy: wycisn\u0119\u0142am sok z czosnku i wysmarowa\u0142am nos. Kurwa! Jak bola\u0142o a\u017c kurwicy dosta\u0142am. Pieni\u0142 mi si\u0119 pysk z nosem, kurwa. Mia\u0142o pom\u00f3c i nic, kurwa. Nadal smarkam i \u0142zawi\u0119 jak chuj. Do tego media nakr\u0119caj\u0105 o \u015bwi\u0144skiej grypie. Jak mnie to wkurwia! Sama si\u0119 zaczynam ba\u0107 bo \u015bwi\u0144ska grypa dosz\u0142a ju\u017c do mojej miejscowo\u015bci. Kurwa, jak ja chc\u0119 mrozu! Wyt\u0119pi\u0142by to kurestwo i mniej zachorowa\u0144. Kurwa, a jutro do pracy i nie wiem jak b\u0119d\u0119 w stanie pracowa\u0107 z czerownym i zdartym nosem, oraz kapi\u0105cymi \u0142zami jak woda z kranu. Chuj by to zw\u0105cha\u0142 bo nigdzie nie mog\u0119 si\u0119 pokaza\u0107!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zawsze mam szcz\u0119\u015bcie, \u017ce jestem chora na weekend. Nie pojecha\u0142am do szko\u0142y bo nie da\u0142am rady. Kicham, smarkam kurwa jego ma\u0107. Zamiast szale\u0107, to siedz\u0119 i si\u0119 lecz\u0119 ju\u017c 4 dzie\u0144. Nic kurwa z tego. No to pos\u0142ucha\u0142am rady mamy: wycisn\u0119\u0142am sok z czosnku i wysmarowa\u0142am nos. Kurwa! Jak bola\u0142o a\u017c kurwicy dosta\u0142am. Pieni\u0142 mi [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":36,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[537],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2501"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/36"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2501"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2501\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2501"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2501"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2501"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}