{"id":2490,"date":"2009-11-19T22:10:35","date_gmt":"2009-11-19T22:10:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/?p=2490"},"modified":"2009-11-29T22:20:37","modified_gmt":"2009-11-29T22:20:37","slug":"chujowo-plan-miasta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/2009\/11\/19\/chujowo-plan-miasta\/","title":{"rendered":"Chujowo &#8211; plan miasta"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dzi\u0119ki Zuli (brawo, brawo, brawo) mamy ju\u017c plan naszego nowego miasta. Chujowo nabiera ju\u017c kszta\u0142t\u00f3w, oczywi\u015bcie chujowych, a jak\u017ce.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/chujowo_plan_miasta.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2489\" title=\"chujowo_plan_miasta\" src=\"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/chujowo_plan_miasta-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"chujowo_plan_miasta\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/chujowo_plan_miasta-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/chujowo_plan_miasta-1024x682.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/chujowo_plan_miasta.jpg 1500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nLEGENDA:<br \/>\nJak przysta\u0142o na ka\u017cde chujowe miasto, tak\u017ce i w Chujowie centrum miasta stanowi\u0105:<br \/>\n1 &#8211; ko\u015bci\u00f3\u0142<br \/>\n2 &#8211; poczta<br \/>\n3 &#8211; sklep (z obowi\u0105zkow\u0105 \u0142aweczk\u0105, na kt\u00f3rej \u017cule mog\u0105 od rana do wieczora przesiadywa\u0107 i obserwowa\u0107 samochody przeje\u017cd\u017caj\u0105ce obwodnic\u0105 Chujowa)<\/p>\n<p>Na obrze\u017cach:<br \/>\n4 &#8211; szpital<br \/>\n5 &#8211; cmentarz<br \/>\n6 &#8211; posterunek policji, stacjonuj\u0105cy za rzek\u0105 (na drug\u0105 stron\u0119 rzeki prowadzi dziurawy, spr\u00f3chnia\u0142y mostek)<br \/>\n7 &#8211; rzeka, do kt\u00f3rej szpital wypuszcza \u015bcieki i niezutylizowane lekarstwa<br \/>\n8 &#8211; chujowicka autostrada, z najwi\u0119ksz\u0105 na \u015bwiecie dziur\u0105!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dzi\u0119ki Zuli (brawo, brawo, brawo) mamy ju\u017c plan naszego nowego miasta. Chujowo nabiera ju\u017c kszta\u0142t\u00f3w, oczywi\u015bcie chujowych, a jak\u017ce. LEGENDA: Jak przysta\u0142o na ka\u017cde chujowe miasto, tak\u017ce i w Chujowie centrum miasta stanowi\u0105: 1 &#8211; ko\u015bci\u00f3\u0142 2 &#8211; poczta 3 &#8211; sklep (z obowi\u0105zkow\u0105 \u0142aweczk\u0105, na kt\u00f3rej \u017cule mog\u0105 od rana do wieczora przesiadywa\u0107 i [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[632],"tags":[1765],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2490"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2490"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2490\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2490"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2490"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2490"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}