{"id":2225,"date":"2009-10-02T15:00:17","date_gmt":"2009-10-02T15:00:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/?p=2225"},"modified":"2009-10-02T18:58:17","modified_gmt":"2009-10-02T18:58:17","slug":"pani-kasjerka","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/2009\/10\/02\/pani-kasjerka\/","title":{"rendered":"Pani kasjerka"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jak cz\u0142owiek chce kulturalnie zrobi\u0107 zakupy w tym kraju to nie mo\u017ce&#8230; kurwa nie mo\u017ce. Zawsze po podaniu pani kasjerce banknotu do zap\u0142aty, kiedy nie mam drobnych, wyci\u0105gam r\u0119k\u0119, \u017ceby od razu tam wrzuci\u0142a mi reszt\u0119 z tych popierdolonych cen (3,99, 9,99 itp.), abym m\u00f3g\u0142 sobie szybko w\u0142o\u017cy\u0107 je do portfela i odej\u015b\u0107 do kasy. Ale gdzie tam! Zwykle panie nie u\u017cywaj\u0105 m\u00f3zgu i mimo mojej wyci\u0105gni\u0119tej r\u0119ki k\u0142ad\u0105 te grosiki na podstawk\u0119 do wydawania. No kurwa rozumiem, \u017ce do tego ta podstawka s\u0142u\u017cy, ale potem stoj\u0119 i zbieram po grosiku, z siatkami w r\u0119kach i blokuj\u0119 kolejk\u0119, a ona jeszcze na mnie sapie! A dzi\u015b to ju\u017c przesz\u0142a sam\u0105 siebie, ta pani na kasie. Chcia\u0142em by\u0107 sprytny i j\u0105 przechytrzy\u0107, wi\u0119c po\u0142o\u017cy\u0142em otwart\u0105 r\u0119k\u0119 na podstawk\u0119 do pieni\u0119dzy, po czym pani kasjerka spojrza\u0142a si\u0119, wsypa\u0142a pieni\u0105dze w szpark\u0119 mi\u0119dzy moj\u0105 r\u0119k\u0119, tak, \u017ce wyl\u0105dowa\u0142y na podstawce i do r\u0119ki wr\u0119czy\u0142a mi rachunek. No kretynka! Debilka! Wkurwia mnie taki pieprzony proceduralizm, albo (co chyba bardziej prawdopodobne) ludzka z\u0142o\u015bliwo\u015b\u0107 i g\u0142upota.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jak cz\u0142owiek chce kulturalnie zrobi\u0107 zakupy w tym kraju to nie mo\u017ce&#8230; kurwa nie mo\u017ce. Zawsze po podaniu pani kasjerce banknotu do zap\u0142aty, kiedy nie mam drobnych, wyci\u0105gam r\u0119k\u0119, \u017ceby od razu tam wrzuci\u0142a mi reszt\u0119 z tych popierdolonych cen (3,99, 9,99 itp.), abym m\u00f3g\u0142 sobie szybko w\u0142o\u017cy\u0107 je do portfela i odej\u015b\u0107 do kasy. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":42,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2225"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/42"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2225"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2225\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2225"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2225"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2225"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}