{"id":2129,"date":"2009-09-24T20:03:49","date_gmt":"2009-09-24T20:03:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/?p=2129"},"modified":"2009-09-25T09:55:59","modified_gmt":"2009-09-25T09:55:59","slug":"kurwa-lecznica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/2009\/09\/24\/kurwa-lecznica\/","title":{"rendered":"KURWA lecznica"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Chwile mnie nie by\u0142o, ale to nie znaczy \u017ce si\u0119 nie wkurwiam.<\/p>\n<p>Do chuja, tylko mam do napisania trzy zdania:<\/p>\n<p>Opis sytuacji:<\/p>\n<p>Siedz\u0119 u weterynarza, czekam na zastrzyk dla mojego psa ju\u017c w gabinecie, a w poczekalni siedzi kobieta z kurwa pudlem (kt\u00f3ry si\u0119 wg przemi\u0142ej pani za du\u017co drapie) i w tym momencie wbiega kole\u015b z zakrwawionym jamnikiem z wypadku, nogi pokiereszowane, ca\u0142y we krwi, masakra :\/<\/p>\n<p>Dialog:<\/p>\n<p>Pani wet: &#8222;czy mog\u0119 pana przeprosi\u0107?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>ja: &#8222;oczywi\u015bcie!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>pani z poczekalni z pudlem oburzona do pana z zakrwawionym jamnikiem: &#8222;halo, halo prosz\u0119 pana, ja by\u0142am pierwsza w kolejce!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Kurwa nogi bym z dupy wyrwa\u0142. Tej babie. Gdyby nie to, \u017ce jestem d\u017centelmenem.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chwile mnie nie by\u0142o, ale to nie znaczy \u017ce si\u0119 nie wkurwiam. Do chuja, tylko mam do napisania trzy zdania: Opis sytuacji: Siedz\u0119 u weterynarza, czekam na zastrzyk dla mojego psa ju\u017c w gabinecie, a w poczekalni siedzi kobieta z kurwa pudlem (kt\u00f3ry si\u0119 wg przemi\u0142ej pani za du\u017co drapie) i w tym momencie wbiega [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":34,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[81],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2129"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/34"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2129"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2129\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2129"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2129"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2129"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}