{"id":1978,"date":"2009-09-17T13:49:11","date_gmt":"2009-09-17T13:49:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/?p=1978"},"modified":"2009-09-17T16:52:54","modified_gmt":"2009-09-17T16:52:54","slug":"wkurwione-prosiatko","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/2009\/09\/17\/wkurwione-prosiatko\/","title":{"rendered":"Wkurwione prosi\u0105tko"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sz\u0142o sobie wredne prosi\u0105tko lasem i spotka\u0142o liska.
\n– Cze\u015b\u0107, prosi\u0105tko! – zawo\u0142a\u0142 przyja\u017anie lisek.
\n– Spierdalaj, ry\u017cy popapra\u0144cu – odkrzykn\u0119\u0142o prosi\u0105tko i posz\u0142o dalej. Spotka\u0142o wilka.
\n– Witaj, prosi\u0105tko. Co s\u0142ycha\u0107?
\n– Wal si\u0119 na ryj, siwy pierdolcu – krzykn\u0119\u0142o prosi\u0105tko i pomaszerowa\u0142o. Spotka\u0142o wr\u00f3\u017ck\u0119.
\n– Czego? – warkn\u0119\u0142o. Wr\u00f3\u017cka u\u015bmiechn\u0119\u0142a si\u0119 \u017cyczliwie.
\n– Och, jakie ty jeste\u015b niegrzeczne – zachichota\u0142a. – Dlatego zamiast trzech spe\u0142ni\u0119 tylko dwa twoje \u017cyczenia. M\u00f3w.
\nProsi\u0105tko natychmiast odpar\u0142o:
\n– Jebnij mi tu taki r\u00f3w, trzy na dwa na pi\u0119\u0107 metr\u00f3w, wype\u0142niony po brzegi g\u00f3wnem.
\n– Jak sobie \u017cyczysz. – [Bl\u0105!] – A drugie \u017cyczenie?
\n– A teraz to \u017cryj, kurwa!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Sz\u0142o sobie wredne prosi\u0105tko lasem i spotka\u0142o liska. – Cze\u015b\u0107, prosi\u0105tko! – zawo\u0142a\u0142 przyja\u017anie lisek. – Spierdalaj, ry\u017cy popapra\u0144cu – odkrzykn\u0119\u0142o prosi\u0105tko i posz\u0142o dalej. Spotka\u0142o wilka. – Witaj, prosi\u0105tko. Co s\u0142ycha\u0107? – Wal si\u0119 na ryj, siwy pierdolcu – krzykn\u0119\u0142o prosi\u0105tko i pomaszerowa\u0142o. Spotka\u0142o wr\u00f3\u017ck\u0119. – Czego? – warkn\u0119\u0142o. Wr\u00f3\u017cka u\u015bmiechn\u0119\u0142a si\u0119 \u017cyczliwie. – […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[7],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1978"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1978"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1978\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1978"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1978"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1978"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}