{"id":1281,"date":"2009-07-14T19:43:16","date_gmt":"2009-07-14T17:43:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/?p=1281"},"modified":"2009-07-14T19:43:16","modified_gmt":"2009-07-14T17:43:16","slug":"guma-do-zucia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/2009\/07\/14\/guma-do-zucia\/","title":{"rendered":"Guma do \u017cucia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Niech to jasny szlag trafi.<\/p>\n<p>Jem sobie dzisiaj jab\u0142ko, wlaz\u0142 mi kawa\u0142ek mi\u0119dzy z\u0119by, za chiny nie mog\u0142em tego wyd\u0142uba\u0107. Poniewa\u017c by\u0142em akurat w pracy i nie mia\u0142em szczoteczki do z\u0119b\u00f3w, pomy\u015bla\u0142em, \u017ce spr\u00f3buj\u0119 gumy do \u017cucia. \u017buj\u0119, \u017cuj\u0119, \u017cuj\u0119, i nic kurwa. No po prostu nic. A par\u0119 lat temu, jak sobie tak \u017cu\u0142em, to mi plomba wypad\u0142a. Kurwa, plomb\u0119 to potrafi taka guma wyci\u0105gn\u0105\u0107, a jab\u0142ka to ju\u017c nie, do jasnej cholery!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Niech to jasny szlag trafi. Jem sobie dzisiaj jab\u0142ko, wlaz\u0142 mi kawa\u0142ek mi\u0119dzy z\u0119by, za chiny nie mog\u0142em tego wyd\u0142uba\u0107. Poniewa\u017c by\u0142em akurat w pracy i nie mia\u0142em szczoteczki do z\u0119b\u00f3w, pomy\u015bla\u0142em, \u017ce spr\u00f3buj\u0119 gumy do \u017cucia. \u017buj\u0119, \u017cuj\u0119, \u017cuj\u0119, i nic kurwa. No po prostu nic. A par\u0119 lat temu, jak sobie tak \u017cu\u0142em, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[81],"tags":[302,303],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1281"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1281"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1281\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1281"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1281"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1281"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}