{"id":1100,"date":"2009-06-17T22:06:37","date_gmt":"2009-06-17T20:06:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/?p=1100"},"modified":"2009-07-30T02:01:58","modified_gmt":"2009-07-30T00:01:58","slug":"spierdalajcie-zamykamy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/2009\/06\/17\/spierdalajcie-zamykamy\/","title":{"rendered":"Wypierdala\u0107, zamykamy!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wczoraj wieczorem by\u0142em z kumplem na pizzy. By\u0142o ju\u017c p\u00f3\u017ano, po 22, ale pizzeria by\u0142a jeszcze otwarta, zam\u00f3wili\u015bmy dwie ma\u0142e, siedzimy, jemy, gadamy. Wkr\u00f3tce dobieg\u0142a godzina 23, opr\u00f3cz nas wszyscy ju\u017c wyszli. Na talerzu zosta\u0142 mi ostatni kawa\u0142ek pizzy, dwie minuty i sko\u0144czy\u0142bym.<\/p>\n<p>Nagle wychodz\u0105 zza szynkwasu jakie\u015b gnojki w dresach i z hukiem zaczynaj\u0105 znosi\u0107 z zewn\u0105trz \u0142awki i krzes\u0142a. Nie, \u017ceby jako\u015b delikatnie, co tam, po prostu JEB, raz, drugi, \u017celazne nogi \u0142awek i krzese\u0142 t\u0142uk\u0105 si\u0119 o kamienn\u0105 posadzk\u0119, szuraj\u0105, drechy dr\u0105 si\u0119 co\u015b do siebie, wszyscy patrz\u0105 na nas wilkiem, no \u017cesz kurwa!!! Ja rozumiem, \u017ce zamykaj\u0105, \u017ce oni te\u017c s\u0105 zm\u0119czeni i chc\u0105 i\u015b\u0107 do domu, ale jakie\u015b elementarne zasady kultury niech kurwa obowi\u0105zuj\u0105. Mo\u017cna przecie\u017c powiedzie\u0107 &#8222;Przepraszamy, ju\u017c zamykamy&#8221;, zrozumia\u0142bym, odpowiedzia\u0142bym, \u017ce oczywi\u015bcie, ju\u017c ko\u0144cz\u0119, m\u00f3g\u0142bym nawet wzi\u0105\u0107 do r\u0119ki ten ostatni kawa\u0142ek pizzy i wyj\u015b\u0107. Ale nie cierpi\u0119, po prostu nie znosz\u0119, jak kto\u015b traktuje mnie w ten spos\u00f3b, jak niekumatego debila, i usi\u0142uje mi w taki chamski spos\u00f3b da\u0107 do zrozumienia, \u017cebym si\u0119 ju\u017c wynosi\u0142. Kurwa, co za dziadostwo. Wi\u0119cej tam nie p\u00f3jd\u0119. \u017beby nie by\u0142o niejasno\u015bci &#8211; to pizzeria Da Grasso w Krakowie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wczoraj wieczorem by\u0142em z kumplem na pizzy. By\u0142o ju\u017c p\u00f3\u017ano, po 22, ale pizzeria by\u0142a jeszcze otwarta, zam\u00f3wili\u015bmy dwie ma\u0142e, siedzimy, jemy, gadamy. Wkr\u00f3tce dobieg\u0142a godzina 23, opr\u00f3cz nas wszyscy ju\u017c wyszli. Na talerzu zosta\u0142 mi ostatni kawa\u0142ek pizzy, dwie minuty i sko\u0144czy\u0142bym. Nagle wychodz\u0105 zza szynkwasu jakie\u015b gnojki w dresach i z hukiem zaczynaj\u0105 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[85,50],"tags":[384,281,28,383,280],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1100"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1100"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1100\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}