{"id":1030,"date":"2009-06-10T13:15:04","date_gmt":"2009-06-10T11:15:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/?p=1030"},"modified":"2009-07-30T02:08:02","modified_gmt":"2009-07-30T00:08:02","slug":"apteka","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/2009\/06\/10\/apteka\/","title":{"rendered":"Apteka"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mo\u017ce jestem dziwny, ale za ka\u017cdym razem, jak musz\u0119 i\u015b\u0107 do apteki,\u00a0to taka kurwica mnie bierze, \u017ce jasny chuj!<\/p>\n<p>Za ka\u017cdym razem, po prostu zawsze, bez wyj\u0105tku, musz\u0119 trafi\u0107 na jak\u0105\u015b star\u0105 bab\u0119 przede mn\u0105, kt\u00f3ra w\u0142a\u015bnie przysz\u0142a wykupi\u0107 p\u00f3\u0142 apteki, oczywi\u015bcie dopytuj\u0105c si\u0119 o ka\u017cde lekarstwo i jeszcze prosz\u0105c o faktur\u0119. A wiadomo, \u017ce proces kupowania w aptece jest d\u0142u\u017cszy ni\u017c w warzywniaku, bo trzeba wszystko wystuka\u0107 na komputerku, wydrukowa\u0107 na recepcie, itd. Nie pami\u0119tam kiedy ostatni raz przyszed\u0142em do apteki, \u017ceby nie by\u0142o przynajmniej jednej starej baby w kolejce i \u017ceby mnie szlag nie trafi\u0142. Dzisiaj po prostu nie wytrzyma\u0142em, po 5 minutach sterczenia jak g\u0142upi wybieg\u0142em z wrzaskiem (no prawie).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mo\u017ce jestem dziwny, ale za ka\u017cdym razem, jak musz\u0119 i\u015b\u0107 do apteki,\u00a0to taka kurwica mnie bierze, \u017ce jasny chuj! Za ka\u017cdym razem, po prostu zawsze, bez wyj\u0105tku, musz\u0119 trafi\u0107 na jak\u0105\u015b star\u0105 bab\u0119 przede mn\u0105, kt\u00f3ra w\u0142a\u015bnie przysz\u0142a wykupi\u0107 p\u00f3\u0142 apteki, oczywi\u015bcie dopytuj\u0105c si\u0119 o ka\u017cde lekarstwo i jeszcze prosz\u0105c o faktur\u0119. A wiadomo, \u017ce [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[257,256,394,393],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1030"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1030"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1030\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1030"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1030"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megawkurw.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1030"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}